My peeps (aka the humans) went far, far away to someplace called England and were gone for three weeks! It seemed like they were missing for a very long time to me. There was a nice lady here who treated me fine, but she just was NOT my very own humans.
But she was okay - she told me happy stories about her own cat, and then she would get out my long, golden playing-with string with the shiny pink mouse tied to the end. That was always fun. But the fur brushing was not so much fun! It's summer and I'm loosing lots of fur. I guess brushing is better than coughing up hairballs every day though.
Then, one night, in walked The Very Tall One and The Red Headed One, just as if
nothing had happened! I ran and hid under the bed, just to show them who's the boss around here! The next day, the other lady went away and I haven't seen her since. But I've allowed TVTO and TRHO back into my good graces.

They brought me a picture of some strange animals they called "sheep." These sheep look like big, scary things to me. It appears they eat grass - I mean, a bit of grass now and then is okay, but not all day long and
only grass!
I'm told that once a year some humans come and shave off all their woolly coats and take them away, leaving the sheep forlorn and shorn! Shocking treatment, don't you think! I guess you know I'm very glad I'm not a sheep. Some of us do have less happy lives than others. Being a cat is just right for me. How about you?